Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML
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Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML
Today, while climbing a mountain, I got to the top and then put both of my arms up in a victory kind of way only to trip on a rock and fall into a cactus plant. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML
Today, I took my kids to an indoor playground. My two year-old wanted me to climb the rock wall and ring the bell. I slipped right when I was about to touch it. I landed wrong and felt a 'POP' and agony. Hello, broken ankle. FML
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feven 32
Hasn't FML taught you not to try dumb stuff to impress girls?
TrippingOnAcid 29
There are many important life lessons to be learned on FML. Going out of your way to impress someone will likely end in disaster.
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Comments (93)
DenverTyrrell 13
Isn't that what the harness is for? To stop you breaking bones? And instead of trying to clime the hardest rock wall just do what you know you can do or say hi ...that works too
thefallen12 13
Not me :)
chosha_fml 27
Wow, you fell for her in a big way.
soulreaper12296 28
You deserve most of that for trying to be a show-off.
Poofhereiam 13
Did your fart not boost you up???
Sakuraashita 15
Maybe she's one of those girls who likes awkward guys?
captainsmegma 12
Did that fart stink?
dakotaabriannee 14
Well I'm sure you caught her attention
Fardarguleedoo 13
I guess that she left you hanging.
Zebediabolical 45
I guess the person on belay did a pretty shitty job.
apk892 7
Moral of the story: go to the bathroom before a workout and know your limits