Today, I was rock climbing. I had my equipment on and I saw a really cute girl. I went for the hardest climb in the gym, and while jumping up to grab the rock, I simultaneously farted, missed the rock, fell to the mat and broke my arm in the process. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML
Today, while climbing a mountain, I got to the top and then put both of my arms up in a victory kind of way only to trip on a rock and fall into a cactus plant. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML
Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML
Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML
Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML
Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML
Today, I took my kids to an indoor playground. My two year-old wanted me to climb the rock wall and ring the bell. I slipped right when I was about to touch it. I landed wrong and felt a 'POP' and agony. Hello, broken ankle. FML
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feven 32
Hasn't FML taught you not to try dumb stuff to impress girls?
TrippingOnAcid 29
There are many important life lessons to be learned on FML. Going out of your way to impress someone will likely end in disaster.
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Comments (93)
Niedermayer_20 12
Trying to be the hero never works mate.
DylanHasClass 17
Boom goes the dynamite
CaptainRR 20
I'm pretty sure that there are enough stories on FML that should have taught a life lesson of not doing stupid stuff to impress someone. FYL and YDI
Thorzix 23
While I'm not saying it's impossible he did it for that reason. OP didn't specifically mention he did it to impress her. He might occasionally go for that climb and simply ****** up.
conflictedebola 20
I'm laughing so hard, I can't stop imagining this as Bruce Wayne from that part of The Dark Knight Rises when he's trying to climb out of the pit.
kandysnow 18
The fart just completes it.
oJoy 11
trying to hard lol fyl
aeroben97 5
At least now the girl noticed you
Ebbzyboy12345 16
Some one clearly wasn't following safety precautions properly...
pitapizzaparty 18
This is where you look at her and say : "are you a doctor? Cause i think i just fell in love ".
xluciferx666 21
So the fart didn't propel you to victory?