Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Halloween has started early
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
The Spectacular Spider-Thief
Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML
Stealth
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML
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Snowble11 13
What were you dressed as, Shredder?
CasualZombie 6
OH THE IRONY
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Comments (311)
chengy4191 7
sorry but I just don't see the problem. lol
cumverg 0
Was it Michelangelo?
BADDiam 4
today,i got 30 bucks from the guy u robbed to get some pizza,the funny part is that he piss in his pants while i was on my ninja turtle costume..hehehe.FHisL
SmallTownCutie 0
I hope you realize how stupid that comment makes you look.
seeunexttuesdays 6
I can't stop laughing now that I read this comment and it's reply lmao
10ofSpades 3
omg that is hilarious xD that would be so awesome to watch
stallion2521 0
Leonardo went rouge
TaylorTotsYumm 10
He went red? *shocked face*
micjohn78 1
sorry you got robbed but i think its pretty funny.
rapunzel3416 28
Think about the great story you get to tell now at all family gatherings:). Silver Lining:)
supermankisses 1
splinter gave them grand theft auto
Katiee97 0
omg, that'd be awesome to watchXD
codyfranta 0
I'm not sure which way to go with this one. It sucks that you got robbed, but you deserve it because I presume the person in the costume is fat or nerdy.
OverFlash 15
Wait, why does he deserve it because of the person robbing him being fat or nerdy? I can't see how that's his fault...