Lame
United States
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
no touching
Blacktown, Australia
Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
Halloween has started early
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
Anonymous
The Spectacular Spider-Thief
Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML
RosaP
Canada
Stealth
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
Anonymous
Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML
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Snowble11 13
What were you dressed as, Shredder?
CasualZombie 6
OH THE IRONY
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Comments (311)
diaz5 1
lmfao
knocking 0
LMAO! That is epic. I wouldn't even mind that much if I was robbed by a person in a ninja turtle costume for the simple fact that you now have an awesome story to tell.
chreesecake 0
Smart disguise cause now the real ninja turtle will be confused.
serote_man 0
umm sorry
ThatLovelyGeek 0
Teenage Mutant Ninja Muggers!
darkangel4700 0
haha that sounds like sumthin that should be on robot chicken
scruffy_janitor5 1
that is awesome. I would've gave him the money just for having the balls to wear the costume
NANDwich 5
Clearly, this is the work of the Foot.
mrpyramids 8
never trust the ninja turtle as the kid they use to be your heroes and as adult you get robbed by them ......lol
gmayn 0
them dam teens and there halloween pranks
rainbow19 0
that's awesome I wouldn't even care at first then later I would be like aww