Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I came home from work when I heard people in my apartment. My apartment was supposed to be empty, so I entered ready to fight some thieves. I rushed in and hit the closest person to me before the lights switched on. It was a surprise party. I broke my girlfriend's cheek-bone. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
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Top comments
JessieTaft 17
I'm so sorry, OP! I hope they find the guy who did it!
corky1992 33
People can be so shitty! I hate people that steal..that sucks. I sincerely hope you get your stuff back.
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Comments (24)
JessieTaft 17
I'm so sorry, OP! I hope they find the guy who did it!
Solano2580 24
Sorry to hear OP, let us know if you get your stuff back.
corky1992 33
People can be so shitty! I hate people that steal..that sucks. I sincerely hope you get your stuff back.
allforfun 23
God I hate thieves!
dakotaabriannee 14
Trick or Treat, right? That's horrible though. So sorry that happened to you, OP.
beeferjay 34
better your place than mine
Tripartita 45
Now you get to spend the rest of your life wondering if your house was burgled by people wearing costumes.
Lalala579121 28
Maybe dressed like the hamburglar.
Sinmaker8888 4
someday karma will do justice for them even worse than robbery
Zarcissa 34
I know assuming makes an ass out of you and me, but I'll take a shot: Did you by any chance boast about going to a party in social media? That's what gets people's houses broken into, sadly. Hopefully the culprit is found, though.
americanafrican 32
at least you still have your awesome costume