Lame
United States
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
no touching
Blacktown, Australia
Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
Halloween has started early
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
Anonymous
The Spectacular Spider-Thief
Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML
RosaP
Canada
Stealth
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
Anonymous
Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML
Top comments
Snowble11 13
What were you dressed as, Shredder?
CasualZombie 6
OH THE IRONY
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Comments (311)
Tidge 0
they gotta make money somehow I guess
BIEBERSLAYER 10
did he know karate?
LilSideTwerk 0
LUCKY! haha just Kiddinggg! sorry bud :(
mrjmaster1234 0
best way to b robbed
zhightower 3
go to the sewers and then to the abandoned train station. ask for master splinter, he will giv you your money back. (he's the BIG rat by the way) goodluck
amanda_d95 9
thats awesome as ****! thats not even an FML, thats a WIN
porterc16 0
well maybe he needed money for clothes.
StealthyChicken 2
um u must be weak otherwise I'd say punch the mental patient in the face
abckyx 0
bankruptcy. it even affects giant mutated turtles
anti_average 5
Hey this economy is rough on everyone, and the teenage mutant ninja turtles are no exception!
BbqKirbyAnn 0
wait. aren't they around 40 years old?