Lame
United States
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
mugged
United States
Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
evil Santa
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Solon, United States
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
no touching
Blacktown, Australia
Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
insomnitude
United States
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Anonymous
Halloween has started early
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
Anonymous
The Spectacular Spider-Thief
Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML
RosaP
Canada
Stealth
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
Anonymous
Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML
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Snowble11 13
What were you dressed as, Shredder?
CasualZombie 6
OH THE IRONY
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Comments (311)
ohlalala_fml 0
lol
Epsilonyx 15
That was me. Name's Raphael. SUP.
SexyQueen0905 24
Hey, those turtles scared the hell out of me... when I was 3! LOL, joking but that's hilarious. Next time, have some pizza ready for the bargain.
GamerMatt97 0
if i were u unless he had a gun I would have chased and beat up his ass
xCrazyWhiteGirlx 0
Epic!
zzwan 4
That's so cool. Should of asked him where he got that nice outfit. lol.
TheNewGuy03 29
this is what happens when you live in a sewer for most of your existence. i mean, it must have been like a splinter in the side; like putting an important document in a shredder. at least they didn't leave half a shell in you and leave your eyes glazed over like turtle wax. |the kid|
bringmepieskm 0
turtle power ************!
ryantb12345678 0
im sorry i laughed at this, but it was too funny
hachooooo 0
dude that's freaking awesome I would've let him beat me up too