Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Mystery
Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML
Tis the season…
Today, I was mugged by a guy in a Santa suit. FML
Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML
Halloween has started early
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML
The Spectacular Spider-Thief
Today, I went to a comic shop to celebrate Free Comic Book Day. A guy in a really nice Spider-Man costume showed up, so I asked and got a selfie with him on my way out. When I got home, I realized my wallet was missing from my back pocket. I was robbed by Spider-Man. FML
Stealth
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML
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Snowble11 13
What were you dressed as, Shredder?
CasualZombie 6
OH THE IRONY
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Comments (311)
Bloothebawss 9
That was you? I'm sorry.
nerdsgetmehot 23
I once got hit on by a guy in a Mario costume.
supercrack11 1
get the pizza!
arrowsshot 0
You let some douchebag in a ninja turtle costume rob you? You took him seriously?..
Oaker2 0
sorry about that
crowbar_2010 2
teenage delinquent criminal turtles......?
adayto_forget 0
was it atleast the purple one? :o
Enigmax2514 7
3 words ... WTF
kateleen16 0
failure on your part.
bharted85 7
what a creative way to dress when robbing someone.