Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I was at my bf's house (we are long distance, about 5 hours apart). I found an entire drawer of another woman's clothing and belongings. He told me that they were his ex's, but I don't believe him. I thought he was the love of my life and I'm realizing I'm just his side piece. FML
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Root123 0
How did you mistake his body with that of a woman's?
CptJackSwallows 0
haha, now to engage in blackmail and roleplaying!
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Comments (58)
iknow_fml 0
lool wtf xD
nooblper 21
Wait... "half naked" + "wearing my clothes." .... something's wrong here.
reneetlovesyou 30
@50, "half-naked" implies that some clothes are being worn, if rather skimpy. Maybe he's wearing her lingerie.
CptJackSwallows 0
haha, now to engage in blackmail and roleplaying!
Root123 0
How did you mistake his body with that of a woman's?
GreekYogurt 26
Maybe it was a shot from behind. Some dudes have lady butts.
Hightop17 0
Why do girls feel it is necessary to go thru their boyfriends computers?!
_crayola_ 1
What the hell are you hiding?..
smashitsouop 0
She was looking for something
purplemelons 0
She even said she was looking for a file, stupid.
BirdieCurls 25
#36 Same thing OP's boyfriend was hiding, I guess.
T1A2Z3 35
Why can't you? I have nothing to hide and I'd hope he is the same. I'm always going through his phone mostly cuz its fun. If he tells me not to read a certain conversation because it's private I comply and he does the same for me. Why would you have things to hide on your computer??
gladlily 16
I don't think she was snooping - she specifically said she was looking for a particular file.
blarg9 0
just be happy it wasnt the way you thought it was :)
falloutgirl_fml 3
sucks to be him!!!! he should be the one posting here though!
DamianL 0
Haha, Why'd he keep them on his harddrive? and Why were you snooping on it? :P
ShadowlessSpear 21
Can you read?
F14Shado 0
uhhh, disgusting. XD
ohhhhshizzz 0
#5 & #8: like the OP said, she was looking for a file on her BF's hardrive, OBVIOUSLY needed. Rofl, what an idiot. * I smell blackmail in your future.
RNorthlandLGB 0
weird.....