Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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Top comments
emer_helena 0
Road rage makes people crazy. Really
a1mostevi1 0
did they shut the **** up?
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Comments (82)
xOpheliacx 0
Anger issues much?
bettyboop274 0
Watch your mouth, and "look before you leap", what would you have done if those were YOUR parents? I suggest looking back BEFORE trying to look like a tough guy.
Miss_Q 0
Not everyone has prudes for parents.
BeeHappy_fml 0
Not everyone tells their parents to "shut the **** up."
AzneseGuy 0
well its actually against the law to honk at a person on a bike because it can scare them and cause an accident so really theyre to blame there cuz no matter what, don't honk at a cyclist.
I_hate_geography 0
anger management much? remind me to never say 'hi' to you...
kennythedude 3
Dude, that sucks. Like #14 I'd try to watch your mouth next time too, and see who honked before hand.
DSuarez94 0
maybe you should think before actig you so deserved this
emkaytwo 0
ITT: idiots who don't know what it's like to have a car honk at you while you are cycling. Personally, I would've tried to see who it was first, but I can sympathise with the guy.
heyyou1203 0
exactly. seeing as so many people hate cyclists and think they're annoying and taking up road space, it's not unrealistic that if a cyclist is getting attention from another vehicle, such as a honk, then it's probably negative attention. And if this guy bikes a lot, he's prob used to getting harassed or honked at and is sick of it. people are idiots when it comes to road rules about cyclists. Anyone remember the FML about the guy hand signaling for a left turn and some douches tried to give him a high 5? case in point.
whogivesaf_ck08 0
no one should honk at anyone on a bike...so **** 'em. and you shouldnt be such a dick.
rygy481 0
Ouch! If you dont have something nice to say, dont say it at all. YDI
Knockyoudown 0
Ouch it must of scared the crap out of you!