Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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emer_helena 0
Road rage makes people crazy. Really
a1mostevi1 0
did they shut the **** up?
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Comments (82)
Nate25 0
why do people get so pissed off on the road? it's pathetic... I guess I would rather be pissed off then pissed on ;-)
lifeislife_fml 0
Chill out. There are worse things in life to get angry over.
SomeGuy1234 0
So stop riding your bike in the damn road.
nomo_fml 0
FYI it's actually illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk; the correct place to ride it is in the road. If you're holding up traffic, stop the bike and move onto the sidewalk to let them pass (e.g. a 1 lane road), then continue on the road.
christopherlove 0
FYL. Car horns scare the ish out of cyclists/pedestrians, and yes are generally not used for friendly hellos. I'd have given them the finger.
AvinG 0
FYL, people who honk to say hi are stupid as hell, honking is for emergencys, not for saying hi and possibly causing a wreck
GrapefruitZoe 0
Jumping to conclusions. Good job.
lakeylove 0
you know your not even supposed to ride your bike on the side walk. Your supposed to ride on the side of the rode
Alfredo_fml 0
Maybe he was pissed because he gets honked at alot, thinking it was just another asshole. He wouldn't have looked back for lots of reasons.
Kris2476 0
Are you serious? A car honks at you, and you don't even turn around to see who it is? Is that REALLY your initital reaction to a car horn? You Deserve It, I suppose.