Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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emer_helena 0
Road rage makes people crazy. Really
a1mostevi1 0
did they shut the **** up?
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Vitamin_C 0
Pretty sure it's illegal to bike on the sidewalk in Ontario, bud. And be nice to car drivers, they're the ones with the deadly piece of metal coming up behind you.
cxal_fml 0
If you really are in Ontario, than you should be aware that it is 100 percent illegal for you to ride your bicycle on the sidewalk at any time. Ontario's new Road Safety Act forbids riding bicycles on the sidewalk. Unless the wheels are less than 24 inches - and since you are posting here, we can assume you are not a child. You could of course be of unusually short stature though
itsnotmytree 0
I HATE when assholes honk at you. I take the bus a lot and have to walk a little over a mile to my apartment from the stop. I can't tell you how many times I've had cars full of guys honk at me and think it makes them look cool. I don't know anyone else who lives in this area, most of them are on campus or about 30 minutes north of here, so none of them are friends, just obnoxious boys. I'm pretty sure her parents will understand.
cxal_fml 0
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/2009/06/03/electric-bicycles.html
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
just look cute and cuddly cute and cuddly.. jk. wow.. at least turn around first.. before you yell goodness
ptmcg 0
Impulsive and thoughtless rage is always the best course, I always say.
Qup 0
hahaha! stupido! the same thing happened to me when I was 13. I was tired of having guys honking at me for the umpteenth time as I walked to the store, so the next tome it happened I yelled out F***You! turned out to be my mom and dud.
hellosies 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AeternusMiasma 0
I hate it when I am biking to work or class and someone honks at me just to try and scare me. So I am sure they will understand, there are so many assholes in the world that do that to be funny they practically have to.
peopleplz2008 0
i say FYL cause people shouldnt honk at people riding bikes cause it scares them. they just just say they saaw you the next time they see you