Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, after a few months of my neighbor's friend parking outside his house and honking until he came outside, I happened to be out doing lawn work. I politely screamed, "STOP HONKING YOUR F***ING HORN!" To which they responded by moving in front of MY house and holding down their horn. I hate people. FML
Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, I was screamed at by a lady for riding my bike too slowly in front of her car. I was in the bike lane, and so was she. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
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emer_helena 0
Road rage makes people crazy. Really
a1mostevi1 0
did they shut the **** up?
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lebosi 0
In most places it's illegal to bike on sidewalks. It's also actually more dangerous for you (cars are paying more attention to what is near them ON THE STREET, not what is near them on the sidewalk) and pedestrians
shadowsx1101 0
Well, look at the silver lining. You don't have the girl, AND, you looked like a complete ass. FYL because you swore at the girl's parents, and you were almost scared to death (I'm guessing). YDI because you didn't look behind you to find out who it was.
plexico 4
Now, the parents are going to hate you, but your girlfriend will do whatever you want!
cxal_fml 0
You do realize that legally in the US and Canada, you are to always bicycle on the road, right? If you bicycle is on the sidewalk, you are supposed to be walking it, not riding it. The law requires you to use hand signals to alert drivers to what you are planning to do while on a bicycle - drivers aren't going to be able to notice those hand signals if you are on the sidewalk. A pedestrian behind you doesn't need to know you are going to be turning left or right, or stopping at a corner. If you were on the street, you were where you were supposed. If you were on the sidewalk, than you had good reason to believe a car was irritated with you for biking in the wrong place
L0veh8te 0
Dude, you can ride your bike where ever you want
jnic 0
hah, cute ignorance. you ever live in the city? try biking on the sidewalk there, see if you get away with it then.
cxal_fml 0
Do a little research before you comment ;) You can ride your bike wherever you want - true. You'll just get fined/arrested if you ride it in certain places - like on a sidewalk. http://www.cbc.ca/canada/toronto/story/2009/06/03/electric-bicycles.html
bigraws23 0
dude, total over reaction.
RIKANA 0
you so deserved that one. LOL :) RI
prettytappr 0
were there windows up? if they were, im thinking they wouldn't have heard you. unless they had the most soundproof-less car ever.
hotstuff81 0
Just be like oh I was talking on my phone and then be really nice like so hi how are you doing. Oh new haircut Mrs.
CaptainDude86 0
HULK SMASH PUNY CAR HORN! god, dude, take a chill pill. (Not literally of course) Cars have horns. They honk them at bikers and runners. get used to it.
lightmylamb 0
Screw you for usually riding on the sidewalk. Asshole.