Today, I found out just how close my mom and fiancé are. No, they aren’t sleeping together, but she has been covering for him while he has sex with other women behind my back. Her excuse? He deserves to be happy too. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, I discovered that my mom is having an affair… with her cousin. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been lying about where she lives to avoid me. I think she's also sleeping with who was supposed to be the best man at our wedding. FML
Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML
Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML
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Top comments
ny_ny 12
I accidentally hit YDI but this is a total FML, you deserve better and you're mom's awful.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sorry to hear you had to cancel your wedding plans, and get tested for STDs because your ex-fiancé is an asshole. Also, if your mom was that lax regarding your fiancé sleeping around, was she the same way with your dad? How many half-siblings do you have?
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Comments (9)
ny_ny 12
I accidentally hit YDI but this is a total FML, you deserve better and you're mom's awful.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Sorry to hear you had to cancel your wedding plans, and get tested for STDs because your ex-fiancé is an asshole. Also, if your mom was that lax regarding your fiancé sleeping around, was she the same way with your dad? How many half-siblings do you have?
mando 10
Quite a few realistically. Maybe they can meet each other when they are old enough to decide on their own. Failed motherhood or fatherhood doesn't mean that love wasn't there, maybe the next generation could have better success.
RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean ex-mom!
KingAdrock 16
Sounds like fiance needs to be dumped, and mom needs to be cut off; at least until you can put her in a third rate nursing home.
peterblack67 9
That is just awful. I'm so sorry. What a terrible mother.
Levi2411 41
Throw the whole mom away. She can go out with the other piece of trash.
The_Cat_Scientist 7
Both your mum and fiance are dirt. I would disown my mum if she did that to me. At least you know now before you got married and hopefully you'll meet someone who treats you well.
Brian G 3
Thank God he's your ex-fiancé and not your husband. You need to get out of the relationship ASAP. Actually, you need to get out of BOTH relationships ASAP. If your mother is willing to desert you in that way; then you need to desert her completely. As soon as you can, get to the health dept. and get yourself tested for STDs. I know that there are lots of good men out there, and I'm really sorry that you managed to fall for one who is such a piece of shit. Good luck to you, and get out of those toxic relationships.
Ali Nayeri 4
Oh trust me, she got some kind of 'service' from him.....