McWhopper
Brookline, United States
Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
lilviss
Australia
It was yummy
Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML
John
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Saint Lucia
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Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML
MaggotMother
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Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
Disgusted
United States
Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML
traumatised
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Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML
Rachel
United States
Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
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Roadkill
Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML
Anonymous
Wellington, New Zealand
Home invasion !
Today, I woke up to find my entire lounge floor crawling with maggots. Our whole house is clean, and they’re big enough to be days old, yet showed up overnight. I still have no idea where they’ve come from. FML
Ewwwwww
United States
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
maggotsinmycarpet
United States
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Top comments
jesterinperil 28
Rule number one: NEVER leave your reed on your mouthpiece.
Broadway_Vayne 32
That's sickening. I just hope you didn't get any of them in your mouth.
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Comments (74)
feven 32
That's disgusting
VoldooPed 20
No, is it?
theTravinator 21
That's what I call dirty sax
Soninuva 41
Always practice safe sax.
jesterinperil 28
Rule number one: NEVER leave your reed on your mouthpiece.
Broadway_Vayne 32
That's sickening. I just hope you didn't get any of them in your mouth.
MrConcise 35
Yum, protein!
Patriots21 14
I hear the skin flute provides a nice amount of protein as well.
laden_swallow09 35
Doesn't stay down well, though, 29.
skippydoda 32
How often do you clean your sax? YDI for not cleaning your stuff more regularly.
FusionPlacebo 26
Is your saxophone really that dirty?
_Peppermint_ 34
Did you swallow any? :/
Kitty_Kat44 31
Just thinking of this makes me sick.
McPerrier 19
You know you're supposed to clean your sax and change the reed regularly...
fml_user_314 6
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
stingray112 24
I am so sorry my friend.
A07 48
Well that sax OP! No? ok.