Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML
Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
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Masochistic 0
It's hard to believe that even with such an obvious injury, no one offered to drive you. :[
cefarix 5
Playing rugby? In the US?
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Comments (129)
KDS_fml 0
Don't most head wounds bleed profusely? Even if it's nothing but a minor scrape?.....just a thought.
randomaccountnam 0
YDI for playing a stupid game.
did_it_4_lulz 0
YDI. Rugby's a man's sport.
ForeverUndead 0
Not entirely a man's sport. I play for college, and I'm female. He's a pussy for whining about a little cut. Hmmph. :|
KingKralj 31
"six stiches" "little"
dugumit 0
who was the fuqn idiot that said rugby and soccer are so closely related? moron where in soccer do they do line outs, scrums, tackles, rucks, dummy halfs etc
bubber 0
You plag rugby and are suprised you got hurt and that no one cared... Quit whining you candy ass. Besides, it was only six stiches.
boatkicker 5
I say FYL only because it was a head injury, and its sometimes really hard to stop the bleeding on those. I can imagine that you either bled all over your car, and couldn't try and stop it because you were busy driving, or else you were cut on the front of your head and it could have dripped into your eyes, and still all over your car. Still though, sorta YDI because you were playing a sport that is rather dangerous. If you don't want to get hurt, do something safer.
ShadowzI 0
yup like the saying says if the fires to hot get out of the kitchen. Sucks that it was a head injury, sucks even more that you thought someone would care. regardless hope it's patched up.
Trainn 19
It's not even that dangerous.
bonhary 0
just thought I'd put in a word... everyone's saying rugby's a man's game and "go play something else...for girls" WTF. Have you freaking seen girls play rugby? I've had teammates play through broken bones and stuff..girls can hold their own...just sayin'
heyarnold69 0
as a fellow rugby player. a prop. I realize you must be a back.
dart0829 0
rugby backs, pretty boys who score, forwards=big guys that mess ppl up, i'm a scrumhalf but yea, this guy needs to suck it up
lovelymistake23 0
Dude, you play rugby, expect that type of shit. I do when I play. Also, you sound like a baby, so I agree that you must be a back. A forward wouldn't complain about that crap (I'm a lock, I wouldn't whine like that).
wolff517 0
it's RUGBY! You're supposed to get you head smashed in!