Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML
Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
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Top comments
Masochistic 0
It's hard to believe that even with such an obvious injury, no one offered to drive you. :[
cefarix 5
Playing rugby? In the US?
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Comments (129)
Ultimate_Cynic 0
And now you're on here bitching about it? Pfft, and you call yourself a rugby player. Man up!
idkweird 0
This is what I was going to say. I thought Rugby players were TOUGH!
harmony88 0
My thoughts exactly! It's rugby... rub some dirt in it and keep playing!
CallMeHush 1
If you can't handle a little blood or something broken maybe rugby isn't for you.
frangilol 1
What a ******* bunch of tards comentating.
youthink_fml 0
That's rugby. Stop your crying. Only 6 stitches? Pretty minor for rugby. Maybe you should join field hockey.
nibas 0
ur a pussy rugby player. try playing with a cut worth 12 stiches and a partially sepetated shoulder.
Cthulu 0
not sure how a shoulder can be "sepatated". Sounds painful though.
toxic10uhc 0
disconnected from the socket... ask any motorcross rider lol...
bsxdownhill 0
I believe 'seperated' may be the word you were looking for.
Cristaderzi 0
Its RUGBY you sissy batty boy!!! Maybe you should stay out of kitchen if ya can't stand the heat!!!!!
Paulbrophyiii 0
I didn't think they let ******* play rugby! **** stitches, be a man get back in the game.
dzerzhinsky 0
YDI for being a pussy, this is exactly why americans should not be allowed to play rugby
emmmilyyy 0
apparently no one likes you
tayliemarie 0
it's rugby. suck it up. i've seen people continue to play with much worse injuries.
whiskey33 0
where do you play rugby?
BlueTwist89 0
Woww, where do you live that people are so careless? FYL