Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML
Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Masochistic 0
It's hard to believe that even with such an obvious injury, no one offered to drive you. :[
cefarix 5
Playing rugby? In the US?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (129)
Danielt104 6
Oh wow, I thought you said heart. My last comment won't make ant sense now
iad8107 0
this is for 66. put a dick in your mouth, swallow, choke and die, you racisist
somuchjustice 0
rugby. no shit they wouldn't drive you they probably had all ready been drinking profusely, thus they were playing rugby.
tzecco 2
Why would they offer? It's rugby. When you get a scratch like that, you keep playing.
aussie827 0
Rugby is the best sport in the world. I love it and im really glad its being played in the US. It's a mans game. None of this AFL shit that is for wusses, Rugby really honestly is painful. Best sport ever by the way... GO NEW SOUTH WALES BLUES!!!
krs500 0
go blue bulls
happy1489 5
hahaha QUEENSLAND is tons better how do you like losing 5series straight
chris2213 2
Thats rugby league not union
Reyo 2
Congradulations OP...you have now become a man. Now man up and grow a pair.
RuralNinja 0
If you were able to drive yourself, you obviously didn't need the help. Don't play a man's sport and then bitch about it.
krs500 0
6 stitches? that's hardly serious.... maybe you should play netball
dumbhaters 0
66 stfu you racist dipshit. mostly black people play rugby? bullshit....
KGB_28 0
if you were trying to go to get your stitches before the end of the game then it's no wonder you had to go alone. everyone knows the real solution is to take the blood replacement, change your shirt if possible, fill the wound with vaceline and get back out there. on the other hand if they left you to go alone after the match then you're clearly not going to win player of the year and might want to find a new team to join.