Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I collided heads at a soccer game and needed 13 stitches in my head. I texted all my contacts to let them know I was in the hospital. I got back one response that said "bitch got what you deserve" it was from my cousin. No one else ever texted me back. FML
Today, I broke my collarbone in a rugby tournament. I was forced to sit through five more hours of games because the coach wouldn't take me to the hospital until the tournament was over. FML
Today, I accidentally tackled my own teammate during a rugby match, so our coach made me walk the 5 miles back home instead of driving me home with the rest of the team. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML
Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
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Masochistic 0
It's hard to believe that even with such an obvious injury, no one offered to drive you. :[
cefarix 5
Playing rugby? In the US?
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Comments (129)
dancey93 0
this is why yanks shouldnt play rugby. suck it up man. or go play that game with all the padding, what it called...?
Tangaman 0
The overblown machismo is astounding. His mates shouldn´t have abandoned him, on the field or off you have your buddy´s back. How can you expect to work as a team when you can´t fall back on eachother? If you can´t trust eachother injuries are bound to happen. Just because you play a rough game, it doesn´t mean you can be careless or stupid, quite the opposite. I´m a prop, and I understand you have to look after the petite little backs who can´t fend for themselves :)
mps1969 8
Though you guys are being real assholes about it you're probably right it's Rugby he should suck it up but it I did'nt read where he quit playing he at least deserves a ride from his teammates to the doc after the games over .
EmoGirl143 0
Haha I Can See Yuh Are Very Lovef Hehe
Chunchunchun 3
Your mates are twats... But the fact you were able to man up and do it yourself just further proves that rugby is a real man's game. I'm shite at it, like most sports, but it's a lot better to watch than football, both proper and american. Fair play. And #63, PLEASE learn to speak English. You think you're doing it all properly with all the capitalised words... But that just makes you look thicker than all lower case, people can see you're trying to do it right and STILL getting it wrong.
Carbonchild 0
You were injured. Get over it. Americans should not play games like that.
ihavenoname123 0
come on. mostly niggers play rugby anyways. it's as if their heads were already smashed in, their IQ isn't really going to change...
HoesInaBox 0
some one likes to start arguments doesn't he? :P bring on the hate and the essay-lenght reponses!
Thebluez 0
u agree #1 they must be VERY well loved :D
Thebluez 0
I* agree
anthraxcp 0
Uh dude, ambulance?
Thalymor 0
It costs money to call an ambulance. So unless you seriously can't handle the situation and someone needs immediate medical attention, driving is much more cost effective.