Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML
Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML
Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML
Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead." FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML
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UsernameTaken14 18
Hmmmm... Sounds like he just likes to be nasty. I wouldn't talk to him much anymore.
RoseBlack123 37
How rude. I would dump him at that point. No matter how bad the fight, he shouldn't be saying shit like that
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Comments (79)
blackonblight 33
I... But.... You're not suppose to talk during charades unless you're guessing. Either he sucks at charades or you worded this very awkwardly.
i_needa_username 17
Aw honey that's so mean. Dump his ass!!
shfs2010 4
Well...was he correct?
orsombre_fml 11
Dump him. You do not deserve to be treated like that.
Lena__24 3
Well I know how everyone's saying to let him go, but I say. Have a talk with him, don't argue just talk it out.
cherrycokelove 8
dump him and your friend. my bets their with eachother anyway. you don't deserve either one
FabiusSpeck 3
Why everyone on FML just say "dump him" or stupid things like that.. It's so difficult to understand that relationships are a bit more complex than that? He insulted you oh my god it's actually that relationship-breaking? I'm puzzled.
Nissi 17
It's demeaning, it's disrespectful, it's nasty, it's rude. What's not to understand? Who wants to be talked down to? No thank you.
FabiusSpeck 3
You don't even know what disrespect is. Trust me.
NodakN8V 25
I think I laughed harder than I should have at this...
pbjpoptarts 0
Your boyfriends an ass. So is your best friend. My best friend would have flew across the table like chuck norris and roundhoused his face up his ass. You deserve better all around.
NamelessFace 22
Another perception of this could be the best friend was laughing not at the boyfriend's joke but at how badly it failed.