Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML
Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML
Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML
Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead." FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML
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UsernameTaken14 18
Hmmmm... Sounds like he just likes to be nasty. I wouldn't talk to him much anymore.
RoseBlack123 37
How rude. I would dump him at that point. No matter how bad the fight, he shouldn't be saying shit like that
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Comments (79)
lvg_fml 10
No excuse for someone to treat you that disrespectfully. I'd seriously rethink that relationship
wildgenius 13
I honestly don't see how this is such a big deal. You guys take everything way too seriously. He was obviously just making a joke and OP had a big overreaching.
GermyGirl 13
That wasn't a joke, that was just him being a dick. Maybe the fight was bad and OP was a bitch in the fight, but you should never say shit like that, especially in front of other people.
jademitch 20
What a nice boyfriend. No wonder you were fighting
mistress_paz 30
Wow, he was being childish. If you're teenagers then I guess I would talk with him about feelings and respect. If he's an adult, that's a red flag.
ProfessorMctitie 20
"Thats right, im dead sexy"
yetanotherginger 19
grow up
finalyearsofhate 22
Was your next turn his new social status: single..?
thatcoolguy123 14
Okay that sounds like something a 6th grader would say... Unless he's some 11-year-old prick, he needs to grow up and deal.
faireanjell 5
Hope he's now your ex for that comment
codes 12
Just out of curiosity.... you a guy or gal?
limabeans101029 21
She's a gal
codes 12
You don't say that to a girl