Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
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Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML
Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML
Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML
Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead." FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML
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UsernameTaken14 18
Hmmmm... Sounds like he just likes to be nasty. I wouldn't talk to him much anymore.
RoseBlack123 37
How rude. I would dump him at that point. No matter how bad the fight, he shouldn't be saying shit like that
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Comments (79)
purelymixed 17
Watch out for those two
sstahpp 33
NEXT
NomeDMF 17
Regardless if you guys just argued, your boyfriend should have much more respect for you. Even if he's angry with you, he shouldn't make jokes about you or try to hurt your feelings. Which to me, looks like he was trying to do.
buckdharma 38
Tell him he's tiny, and that you've had bigger chunks of corn in your crap.
gintwinsmoore 20
lmao!!!!
Sheepalicious 20
Sounds like the best friend and boyfriend need to take a hike.
sstahpp 33
Or to get a room.
kingsabbo 10
from what I've heard most the men in Australia are assholes
Marie54321 19
I'm pretty sure your best friend laughed because of how awkward the situation was, not because his "joke" was funny. Sorry OP, if I were you I would have slapped him across the face
takara98 17
Is anybody else wondering what the fight was about...?
roe0918 6
you forgot the part where you dumped him right?