Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
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Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML
Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML
Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML
Today, I was at a get-together at a friend's house. Half an hour in, it became clear that someone had farted, and we all took turns asking who it was. When someone asked me, my girlfriend chimed in with, "Oh please, if it was him, you'd all be dead." FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML
Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML
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UsernameTaken14 18
Hmmmm... Sounds like he just likes to be nasty. I wouldn't talk to him much anymore.
RoseBlack123 37
How rude. I would dump him at that point. No matter how bad the fight, he shouldn't be saying shit like that
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Comments (79)
wazzup206 7
You fat bastard you and all the pie now baby you've never seen a salad you fat bastard
PropelledFeline 5
Are you sure you're BFF wasn't laughing at him since no one thought his joke was funny?
Clawsified 6
That's the point where you tell everybody that his is "Mini-Me"
Clevelandians 17
Sounds like your friend was just trying to break the tension in the room, bf is an asshole but I wouldn't assume anything about the friend without further details
Callmeseansaur 9
I'm pretty sure that your fight wasn't fully resolved, so he was lashing out at you because there's still something going on. Have a talk with him, explain to him that stuff like that isn't okay and try to work through it together.
UhHuhHoney 20
Some boyfriend you got there.
Witchylady 18
Your boyfriend sounds like a moron. Dump him. Set yourself free and someone better will come along. Life is too short to waste your time with childish antics.
TheInquisitor 3
It's called a J-O-K-E Sounds like you need to grow up, get some thicker skin and maybe learn to roll with it like maybe using an appropriate movie quote.
Silver_89 9
Look guys, OP's boyfriend left a comment! She was clearly hurt and embarrassed in front of company. Saying she looks like a character most people find repulsive and gross isn't funny, it's rude and spiteful. She doesn't need a thicker skin, she needs a more respectful boyfriend.
TheInquisitor 3
Oh look guys, it's a whiner baby, just like 90% of this community. If anyone needs a better partner, it's OP's poor boyfriend. Needs a girl who can laugh at herself.
cappellaaa 23
That is the nastiest thing to say to a person. No matter what, he can never take that back. I'd be pissed op.
BlameTheOwls 14
He *said* the answer? Your boyfriend sucks at charades.