Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demanded a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shouts "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shouts "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I went to a big family dinner. At one point, my cousin ran up to me, sobbing hysterically, holding his crotch, and making a huge scene. Turns out that while taking a piss, he "accidentally" swatted his willy with an electric bug zapper. I can't believe I'm related to this little shit. FML
Today, I babysat a five year-old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML
Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML
Today, my little twelve year-old cousin who is staying with us for a while so his parents can "work out issues" ran into my room, his face ghostly white. He begged me to take him to the hospital because he "tugged" on his penis too much in the shower, and was "bleeding milky stuff." Sigh. FML
Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, I was playing with my four year-old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML
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danielrp34 7
Umm...Could you give me a piggy back ride too?
spatan89 0
well that's nice... you were giving him the ride of his life! his 6 years of life! lol. in a couple years you'll be replaced by some other chick tho... i just hope you're ready for that. haha.
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plexico 4
Wrong! My parents used to take us kids to the drive-in movies when I was 5 or 6. The first movie was a family film and the second was R-rated. I'd stay up and my winky would go pointy during the sex scenes. Then, I wouldn't know what to do with it, but the erection connection with sex was correct, even when I was very young.
plexico 4
I'll bet you make older boys' winkies go to sleep, and maybe scare their bits n' pieces into running away and hiding up in their body cavities.
spamme 0
my winky goes pointy a lot also! Hi5!
paperfox_fml 0
WTF?! No, I'm actually pretty sure parents don't find their infant son's erections 'adorable' o.O
N3VVRmiNd 0
?_? what? I thought erections were caused by overflow of semen or something like that. I thought boys dont develop semen until they're like 11 ?_?
Fop 6
Nice work being a bimbo in school. If you actually kept up, you'd know that an erection is caused by blood, not semen.
fretforyerlatte 0
wowwww. just wow. overflow of semen huh? lolz.
FordPrefect 0
Jesus. I like to pretend that people as stupid as #45 don't exist. Thanks for ruining it for me.
omigawdd 0
how old are youu? like 12 years old?? jesus..... D:
Libbi_xxo 0
omg something similar happend to my exept for he was 8 and i bent over to put his supper on his special little table. he said "looky libbi my peter went up ." it was very akward.
mrsBAUERxo 0
hahahahahha AWKWARD.
TheTragicReturn 0
Edit: Nevermind.
TheTragicReturn 0
Oops, this was meant to be a reply to #12.
alijacket 0
lol @ least he doesn't hold on to it at all times. my 5 yo cousin realized SOMETHING is going on and so he likes to hold on to it. i know it's normal, but it's so awkward being around him sometimes. we try not to tell him to stop, but sometimes you just have to. i just love how he doesn't give a ****, he's like "i feel GOOD" lmao
eeee93757 0
He'll probably start masturbating when he's 10! LMFAO!
thelonelylurker 0
Hahah good for you, good for you.