Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demanded a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shouts "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shouts "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I went to a big family dinner. At one point, my cousin ran up to me, sobbing hysterically, holding his crotch, and making a huge scene. Turns out that while taking a piss, he "accidentally" swatted his willy with an electric bug zapper. I can't believe I'm related to this little shit. FML
Today, I babysat a five year-old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML
Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML
Today, my little twelve year-old cousin who is staying with us for a while so his parents can "work out issues" ran into my room, his face ghostly white. He begged me to take him to the hospital because he "tugged" on his penis too much in the shower, and was "bleeding milky stuff." Sigh. FML
Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, I was playing with my four year-old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML
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danielrp34 7
Umm...Could you give me a piggy back ride too?
spatan89 0
well that's nice... you were giving him the ride of his life! his 6 years of life! lol. in a couple years you'll be replaced by some other chick tho... i just hope you're ready for that. haha.
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Comments (120)
ACupOfBagels 0
on the bright side youre probably hot but on the bad side youre cousin might possibly be into insest
mrs_sean_flanery 0
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! totally my fave FML!!!!!
Shannonnicole 0
it's not cute to see a 4 year old get an erection...that's straight up disturbing if anybody thinks that's cute.
its_jaspertasic 0
I agree.
its_jaspertasic 0
Totally creepy.
BLiNdZoRz 3
ignore this comment
Greyst0ne 0
YDI for being sexy
zucchinifreakm 0
ok
shirvon100 0
OMG he probably knew what was goin to happen and i asked you to run so he could get an up, obviously he doesnt know its a form of masturbation but he probably knows it felt good, kids, watchya gona do
shirvon100 0
OMG he probably knew what was goin to happen and i asked you to run so he could get an up, obviously he doesnt know its a form of masturbation but he probably knows it felt good, kids, watchya gona do
Phantom13 3
Seriously hun.....stop giving sex advice like you know the damn subject....as a matter of fact do us all a favor and stop talking about sex altogther....or just stop talking....whatever works! Personally, I like the last option best.....really? Errections a 4?! Where the **** do you get your facts from?! First the whole clit/g-spot thing and now this?? I hope no one is taking your misinformation seriously....next you're going to masterfully inform everyone how you can't get pregnant if you **** in water.....