Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demanded a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shouts "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shouts "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML
Today, I went to a big family dinner. At one point, my cousin ran up to me, sobbing hysterically, holding his crotch, and making a huge scene. Turns out that while taking a piss, he "accidentally" swatted his willy with an electric bug zapper. I can't believe I'm related to this little shit. FML
Today, I babysat a five year-old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML
Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML
Today, my little twelve year-old cousin who is staying with us for a while so his parents can "work out issues" ran into my room, his face ghostly white. He begged me to take him to the hospital because he "tugged" on his penis too much in the shower, and was "bleeding milky stuff." Sigh. FML
Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML
Today, I was playing with my four year-old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML
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danielrp34 7
Umm...Could you give me a piggy back ride too?
spatan89 0
well that's nice... you were giving him the ride of his life! his 6 years of life! lol. in a couple years you'll be replaced by some other chick tho... i just hope you're ready for that. haha.
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NGM_47 0
I bet that's the first time you've ever given a guy one, huh? lol
ScaryPants3 0
Hahahahhahaha.
Tank_4life_ 2
Ya but I bet all of the girls you have been with have faked their organisms.
freemymindatnite 0
i so didn't know little boys can get erections as young as 6...it's actually a little weird 2 know as well
cassandraxjo 0
like someone else said, it can happen in the womb. and a lot of the time when you change their diapers they'll have them, sometimes it's simply because when you remove the diaper they're exposed to air. children also start masturbating as young at 3 or 4, sometimes younger than that and they don't really know what they're doing. this is funny to me that a lot of people didn't know this, it happens every day, no worries. just awkward, not really fml. : )
xtatik 0
a child at age 3 or 4 can not "**********" their minds are innocent and pure at that age.....
fretforyerlatte 0
they don't know what it's about, but yeah they do kinda, just rubbing on themselves and such. kids around that age start exploring their bodies and find that it feels good. i'm fairly certain they're not capable of getting off or anything, but rubbing is still considered masturbation.
DncrHap 9
HA! @ 53. You /have/ to be kidding me, right? Kids ********** allll the time. Obviously because it feels good. It doesn't make them "dirty" or any less pure. You're thoroughly ridiculous.
xEJMx 0
...that's what YOU think. O.o I walked in on my 4 year old niece...doing certain things that I have enough decency not to say on here.
cassandraxjo 0
you REALLY think that? hahaha. they don't have an ****** or anything, but they DO **********. google it. it happens, trust me. watch discovery health documentaries on sex, it comes up in there all the time. kids do things like that all the time. haven't you ever seen a kid hump something? that's masturbation, btw. it doesn't make them less innocent, it just means they've figured out what feels good to their bodies.
DncrHap 9
Actually, they do have orgasms! Boys just don't shoot semen, and girls don't get wet, but the feeling of an ****** really happens.
cassandraxjo 0
well, yes, but a lot of the time kids get scared when it starts to feel that good so they stop is what i meant. probably should've clarified that better, but you are right. :)
EffYoLife 14
It's not About sex at that age. It just feels good to them
cheeter 0
actually boys start having erections in the womb. not sexual but prior to urinating...
noclevername 0
As others have said, it means not a thing.
sexymessy 0
I don't think there's a certain age when boys can "start" getting them.My son is only 8 months and he gets one whenever we change his diaper.LOL
kacie_fml 0
they get them as early as before birth, in the womb.
Kiwi_Splash 0
HAHAHHAHA. That's funny! :)
aaaaa12345_fml 0
hahahaha "my winky's gone pointy"
Mexistache 0
I've decided to announce that every time I get an erection from now on no matter how inappropriate.
DevineLegacy 0
hahaha akard! but he doesnt know what just happened so its not as bad if he knew why his "winky's gone pointy"
scizzerin 0
Wow, that was awesome. I laughed so hard. Out of the mouths of babes...
ghadir 2
this will be a great story to tell him when he's older! ha!