Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, I sent my kids to play in the back garden and immediately heard them screaming. We buried our dog last week and last night some animal dug her up and spread the bones and rotting flesh around. The stench was horrendous, the kids are traumatized, and I vomited while reburying the bits. FML
Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML
Today, I was digging the foundation for what will eventually be my garage. My kids wanted to help Daddy, which means they had a front row seat with their little spades when we unearthed the skeleton of some previous homeowner's dog. Now they won’t stop crying. FML
Today, I took my son for a walk to tell him about the passing of our family dog. As we were walking by the river, Ozzy (our deceased dog) was laying on the riverbank. My son thought he just ran away and we found him. Turns out my husband was too cheap to pay the 100$ vet disposal fees. FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML
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L4m3r 3
Perhaps you should have buried the dog further down... he must've been awfully close to the surface if your son was able to reach the bones with a plastic shovel.
songstress4life 0
And this is why we shouldn't lie to our kids about dumb stuff. They can handle the truth.
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shadowoftheday_fml 0
hahaha #121
Armadyl 0
A) It's called six feet under, mate. B) To all the people screaming about; 'YOU LI3d t0 YUR SON OMG@!111!!!!!one!1!!2!!!!eleven!!!1!!', you have to realise that the poor kid loved that dog. If he was born with the dog, then he's going to have a hell of a sad if the parent said; 'Um... The dog died. Sorry.' It would be much better to tell a 'white lie' until he can handle the reality that pets do die.
HarrisonVR 17
I agree with #124 "You lied to you kid you bastard!!" Come on, if you had a dog at the age of 5 and it died, would you be able to handle it? No. Unless your Chuck Norris. So shut the **** up, and give the OP a break.
I_AM_NICK 0
I remember when i was that age and my dog died. It was worse though. My dog was the greatest dog ever, and my parents had taken it to be "put to sleep." I didn't realize that putting the dog to sleep was killing it. They informed me of this and made me come to watch my dog be killed.
Edenbeam 19
Have fun explaining that one. @___@
twilightluver347 7
how could u not remember where it was buried and let him dig it up??? retard!
ajthere4u 0
your son can recogonize the bones!? lol
ninja_granny 0
in soviet Russia thongs tend to have us alot acording to "philosophic". and we don't care anymore!!!! it was funny the first time I saw. it buy now when u repeat it over and over it's anyoin. get a new motto
ninja_granny 0
things not thongs ^
mario75 0
ever heard of six feet under? its a good concept to use with anything youd prefer be left untouched...