Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
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jw90 18
he's trying to raise your self esteem by letting you know you raise his self esteem :).
qwerty581 0
well that's not a fml in my eye
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Comments (117)
schmidttob 0
sooo? why is that baaad? he's telling you you've got a hott boottyyy!
ash92_fml 0
how is that an fml?
dontclickme 0
damnn you must have some ass!
calebg23 0
ydi for havin a nice ass
frusciant510 0
aww what ay nice friend ;D lol
upintheorange 5
AWKWARD
fuckass 0
His trying to say "you sexay" he should've just said but still...lol
SheoDagana 0
A girl with low self-esteem? No. Way. I don't believe it!
gymdiva1 0
hows that a FML!!???
Houdeka 0
I'll molest you from behind don't resist.