Today, I was leaving the mall. I Instinctively hit the unlock button on my car keys from across the parking lot. Little did I know I was making it a whole lot easier for the guy breaking into my car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML
Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML
Today, I accidentally left the handbrake off in my car, got out, locked it, and started walking away. Then I heard a loud noise and looked over my shoulder and the car was gone. Of course, it hit the only other car parked in the street. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML
Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML
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letitbe56 0
Don't unlock your car until you can see it!!! That is common sense 101 my friend.
Kiwi_Splash 0
Thank you for helping our fellow criminals do their jobs much more easily. You are indeed great help to the criminal law enforcement workers. We need more citizens like you.
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evi_fml 0
ew.
no1askdu 5
how is that a ew... that didnt sound disgusting at all...
irishdancer 0
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vollyball921 0
Ew?! WTF n tht sux 4 u fyl!!!!
ExplodingToaster 6
57- *and *that *sucks *for *you.
lonelyinMA 0
shit sucks brah
reset_button 0
YDI for having crappy instincts. And if you're having trouble finding your car, hit the lock button instead.
Volcan_fml 22
I don't think OP was trying to find her car with it, just unlock it before she got there.
Peachy2392 26
Still bad instincts...don't unlock your car till you've approached the vehicle.
_Noon_ 0
Ohh, that sucks :| FYL!
caancoha 0
Oh, wow. How'd you figure that out? Was he running out of your car when you got there?
redbluegreen 41
He probably sent it in the performance review. I mean, how else would you do it?
gorguz14evar 0
Yikes thats not good. How did you know he was robbing your car?
letitbe56 0
Don't unlock your car until you can see it!!! That is common sense 101 my friend.
the_commentator 0
Lmfao. Because of the incredibly rare chance that someone was going to steal it? Wtf man. That's just ridiculous. No one I know does that.
softbonez 0
Uh, hello. It's common sense. Why the **** would you unlock it from across the parking lot? It doesn't make a difference. It's just going to be unlocked for a longer period of time.
Kiwi_Splash 0
Thank you for helping our fellow criminals do their jobs much more easily. You are indeed great help to the criminal law enforcement workers. We need more citizens like you.
supersuperkid 0
Well, your fault :)
youaresofucked 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A DOUCHE