Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
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Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me, and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
That stinks. Sounds like a shitty picture.
dannythepoopface 0
shoulda locked it
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Comments (161)
ChinnuWoW 0
how the **** would that be a fun idea??? stupid mother she obviously has a problem inside her head!
twilightlvr0899 0
why didnt u lock the door
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Eh, if you can't handle your mom knowing certain things about your life, don't post those things in a public forum. In a lot of cases, facebook just convinces users that others actually care about the inane mediocrity of their everyday lives. People often use it to perpetuate their own self-importance, and it replaces meaningful conversation with drivel. Yes, I have a fb page. Still, IT'S A TRAP.
love0128 5
Wow! Your mother is so freaking stupid!
uupa99 0
that's why you lock the door
MartinFootball 0
for everyone that thinks op a girl they are wrong he is a guy
undabag 0
try locking the bathroom door! you deserves it
OhDangItsha4nnaH 0
That's pure genius. Hahaha my mom awiuld do something like that to me. I loled at this.
OhDangItsha4nnaH 0
would*
tygerarmy 35
Maybe the door doesn't have locks, maybe only the OP's mom was home and he said he was goin' to take a dump or maybe the OP's mom has a key to the bathroom so there was no way to lock it. Untagging yourself doesn't help if your friends already scene it. If it bothers you that much delete your mom as a friend and block her. I think it's awesome and I'd make it my default and tag mom as the toilet so her friends would see this awesome pic she took of me.