Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me, and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
That stinks. Sounds like a shitty picture.
dannythepoopface 0
shoulda locked it
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onceuponapenis 0
29 that's /exactly/ what that means and it's annoying that people put ydi even if they couldn't change it...like "someone drove their car into my house", then people are like "ydi for having a house there...." WTF??!!!!?!????
theonlysweetpea 10
I agree with 84's solution of revenge but I'd take it a little farther. I'd sneak pics of when she's showering and hack into her facebook account and make it her profile picture. I'd have a special album full of pics of her in bad situations and the worst would be her profile pic. Lastly, I would change her password so she couldn't take the photos down! hehe
TheNewGuy03 29
98: you are so right. i know people who update their statuses 5 or more times in a single day. and it's almost always something ridiculous. sometimes, they're funny, but usually, they're just inane, as you said. |the kid|
Son_of_Helghan 0
98: THEN DISARM IT!!!!!
claiiire_fml 17
WTF? dude, your mom's a psychotic loser.
hotdyegrl 0
this is why facebook should still be college students only.
doral330 0
that sucks. btw. what's ur moms Facebook name? :)
iGreen_Day 0
LOL SHE WAS RIGHT
UpYoursInAdvance 0
LMFAO that sucks ass what's your screen name?! LMFAO
Z49 0
ur moms a perv