Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while my in-laws were visiting, my two-year old accidentally pushed the door wide open while I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughed, took out her cell phone, snapped a picture of me, and posted it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
That stinks. Sounds like a shitty picture.
dannythepoopface 0
shoulda locked it
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Comments (161)
Frosc 0
Lock the door next time.
queens_fml 5
Ydi for not locking the door ...
Freyr_fml 2
Exactly.
gumzy 6
ydi for having ur mom on fb! :/ thts reallly stupid no offense! :O
gumzy 6
atleast u weren't masterbating ;) lol
_streets_ 19
lol very good point, that would have been even worse.
gumzy 6
lool but lik 99% if people ********** and lik the other 1% lie about it, thts wat I herd, but lik either way it's imbarassing for ur momma to post u doing tht! she sounds lik a pedo saying ur not a child anymore for ur momma to look at u naked! :s
Lauren243 0
ah that sucks :|
MagneticGuitar 0
She just discovered Facebook.
Kanvis78 0
YDI for being 29 and still living at home when your cougar mom is trying to take pics of her new bathroom decor. Could be (shrug) :)
allanisj 0
Repeat after me: Pay back is a b•tch!
sallen0046 4
I've never seen a bathroom door that did not have a lock. Maybe now you'll learn how to use yours, OP. Then go learn how to un-tag pictures on facebook.
jon7688 7
that's one of the reasons moms shouldn't have fb