Today, I spent five minutes waiting by a stop sign. The two cars in front of me were taking a long time to move, so I began beeping and getting angry. Turns out, these cars were parked and I was holding up a line of traffic. FML
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Today, I was in a hurry to get to work. I pulled impatiently behind a long line of cars to make a right hand turn. I sat there for 5 minutes. Turns out there wasn't a line to make a right hand turn. I had been waiting behind a line of parked cars. FML
Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was waiting in line for breakfast at the McDonald's drive-thru. After getting so fed up that the line hadn't budged for 10 mins, I pulled out of the line, only to realize I was waiting behind 2 parked cars that were just to the left of the drive-thru lane. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML
Today, I got really annoyed waiting for a bus that was supposed to come every 10 minutes. After a few minutes of waiting, I realized the "bus stop" was really a no parking sign. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, my car horn got some sort of short and started beeping every 20 seconds or so. On the way to get it fixed, I got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Behind a cop car. FML
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the road. I sat and watched her until she had crossed, when I realised that I had missed the light. A large queue of cars had built up behind me, yet none of them used their horn because I was driving my police car. FML
Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML
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Johnaldo 3
And you couldn't see that no one was in the cars?
glitchedgamer 0
YDI for not seeing there were no drivers. Not to mention I doubt these cars were parked in the middle of the road...
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Comments (101)
Johnaldo 3
And you couldn't see that no one was in the cars?
AlterEggo 0
The real concern here is how close to the sign the two cars were parked and whether a cop was around to ticket those parked cars and bring us an FML about another stupid thing. OP -- YDI.
Shookitup 0
You dip stick mother plucker.
tweetbaby14 18
OP you're lucky I wasn't in one of the cars behind you or I would've got out, asked you to roll down your window, smacked you in the head, say "drive retard!", and left. but that's just me.
Lucidium 0
If they were parked, how were you holding up traffic?
afdude87 6
I love women, but seriously, 90% of you suck horribly at driving.
Shookitup 0
Wow, I hope a little kid throws a rock at your car D:
klumzy0123456789 6
dumbass
hnz 13
seriously!? you need to hide yourself in a hole
redoxy_fml 0
So were they parked in the middle of the street or are you just plain incapable of knowing your surroundings when driving :P
megamandude455 10
that's something similar to what my dad did. he was at a mcdonalds though.
knight0748 5
I call BS or retard. if they're parked, how can you hold up the traffic? the rest of the people as dumb as you too?
SeedlessMe 13
I think #31 needs to go hide himself in that hole as well..
nishant5456 0
OP , you can't be holding the traffic unless those cars were parked at the wrong spot. Though this is funny as hell!
Reyo 2
I hate your kind OP. You know, the kind of person who's too impatient and quick tempered to pay attention to what the hell's going on. I'd fix that.
buddymask1 0
31 - where are you getting that statistic from, exactly? as far as i know, no scientific study has proved that 90% of women can't drive.
2kool4skoolyo 0
YDI you dumb idiot
allen20 0
women driver...
afdude87 6
my own personal driving in orange county statistics. ignore it if you don't like it. since it angers you, you probably suck at driving or know that 90% of your girlfriends suck at driving. wah wah.
jpd212 1
yeeeeuuuuuup
oarisimo 4
you're an idiot 31. did you just pull that "statistic" out of your ass? That's funny because Caucasian males statistically are involved in more vehicle accidents than women. Google it, you moron.
nissanman_fml 16
Only in America.
GolDenEye_21 0
friggen awesome lol, i was already in tears reading this fml, but wat u said just topped it off!!!
GolDenEye_21 0
the traffic was behind him bro
sports_chic 6
fail! lol my dad did that once..
BehindTheSun 2
Wait, how do you even do that? I assume parked cars would be all the way over on the road. If you're behind a parked car, wouldn't the other cars be able to just go around you?The only way I can find this possible is if OP was at an angle or something.
IAmzephyr 22
small street, cars that think parking in front of a stop sign is ok. these things can happen
glitchedgamer 0
YDI for not seeing there were no drivers. Not to mention I doubt these cars were parked in the middle of the road...
WeScReamSoLOud 0
airukha..shut up. The ladies can drive, even counting me..so ha. Anyway OP this kinda reminds me of the joke of hitting a park car..which is sad.uh FYL I guess.
PYLrulz 17
ladies can drive?!? HA! nice joke!
matto263 0
no females cannot drive
sourgirl101 29
Bend over! I'll show you I can "drive"!
xSummerRosaleex 1
Well I don't know about other girls, but I sure as hell can't drive.
bubbarific 0
women cant drive becoz they dont need to, thers no road between the bedroom and the kitchen!
rallets 23
how is all this a reply to 3's comment?
AeolusMDD 0
59 the original response was meant for #4, which doesn't help their cause any when the woman can't even navigate well on the net!
rallets 23
hi-oh!!
WeScReamSoLOud 0
you know what's a nice joke, if pyl is attack by a *****..will he hit a park car..lmao lmao shhh
kal915 0
he forgot the comma after no
airuhka 8
Further proof that women can't drive.
kingghidorah 10
I second this.
xSummerRosaleex 1
I think this is more of a stupidity issue than a driving issue.
MagneticGuitar 0
Consequences of leaving the kitchen..
BehindTheSun 2
You deserve equal consequences for leaving Hot Topic.
Shookitup 0
Hey, I like hot topic.
whymeok 0
someone please fcking tell me what OP means
ilovepoo 0
Orange Pantyhose
gijoe33w 0
original poster
nzl_fml 0
Do you want some help learning how to use a search engine as well?
Anaxes 5
Just. *******. Google. It.
Shookitup 0
Owls Poop.
xSummerRosaleex 1
My god, you've been told a million times. It's original poster, love.
karamella_fml 0
always someone asking this question on every fml :/
georggx 3
your just a massive failure at the end of they day... but it's something to chuckle about. LOL.
whymeok 0
poo lover -.-,|,
Kanvis78 0
"turns out, " that you should sell your vehicle and never drive again.
lickmyjock 0
LMAO guessed this was Florida before I read the location