Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her, "No, not really." Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
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Top comments
DirtyParkBench 0
They make fat kid diapers?
lich_fml 0
What is it with moms these days? jeez.
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grimmelok 0
YDI for having to wear fat kid diapers
lone_wanderer 0
its was probably just a joke :)
diabeticgurl 0
I would ******* kill my mom. But in my family my dad is the jerk, he says things like, it's a good thing you have long blonde hair, cause without it you no one would like you. You're too ugly.
bethechange_fml 0
Gosh thats mean. Dont listen to that jerk. Its not true. Im surprised if you dont want your dad to go die.
Calaura9 0
Fat babies are sexy.
TomatoGuts 10
Honestly, calling a baby 'sexy' is downright disturbing.
Calaura9 0
17, your babie is starving and ugly. He's going to grow up wanting to **** anorexic blond strippers because you are already comparing him to children who are healthy and weigh more than him. Perhaps is you are breast feeding him you should start gettingsome extra vitamins you vampire, fat baby hating witch!
AAAAHHHH12 2
#20 FTW.
DirtyParkBench 0
I never said that they weigh more than him. In most cases, he is many inches taller and weighs the same. Where did "vampire" come from?
boatkicker 5
So people are bad parents because you have a tall kid? Your kid is taller because you breast feed, but that doesnt mean people who dont breastfeed are bad parents. if they're still in diapers, which I'm assuming they are because of how this started, they're still babies, and babies are fat and still healthy. its not a huge deal. get over yourself mommy.
boatkicker 5
Not trying to sound quite as bitchy as i did. sorry about that On a side note: where *did* vampire come from?????? lol
DirtyParkBench 0
No, not at all. He's tall for his age, but not all that tall, really. They're just... that fat. I am all for babies with a little chunk on them. But you should see the kids I'm talking about. It's not the kids' faults at all. It all falls on bad judgement on the parents' part. One of the mothers was even bragging about how she condensed his formula so that he'd eat less often and she wouldn't have to deal with him. Or how she puts cereal in his bottle to make him sleep longer. Or how she started giving him fried foods at six months old because the grease in it helped him from being constipated. It's just sad.
DirtyParkBench 0
Oh man, I know. It's my boss's daughter though.
boatkicker 5
Oh wow. That's bad parenting. One of the few things that makes me really angry. I can't even say what I'm thinking right now. jklasd
ChrisWasHere 0
I couldn't agree with you more. I'm glad you said something. Kudos to you.
redbluegreen 41
Sometimes I'm really happy that my mom didn't raise me like everyone else's parents. In regards to #34 (DirtyParkBench)'s boss, that's just horrible. I've heard of a couple mothers who all buy their babies Taco Bell when their kid's only about six to eight months old. I know I didn't touch solid food till I was about two. That's just crazy.
brutal_banger 10
20 is a bitch don't insult babies
glostik 0
O_O Your mom is a bitch... FYL.
SeeAlsoJaime 0
You and your sister are both *****. So, **** your mom's life.
Self_Induced 0
Maybe you just took massive *****.
Intoxicunt 6
Win. :]
Calaura9 0
#27 Vampire kind of just seemed to fit. I got upset because I thought Dirtyparkbench hated chubby babies and I overreacted. But people who think babies shouldn't be fat in my mind seem like that witch from "The Wizard of Oz" and people who want to eat happiness. *Shiver*
cherry_blossom 0
She was saying that about obese babies, not fat/chubby babies. It confused me for a little bit, too.
Intoxicunt 6
It's possible they're both within an appropriate range to live with their mom, but the other one lives with the dad. It's not that unlikely...