Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her, "No, not really." Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
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DirtyParkBench 0
They make fat kid diapers?
lich_fml 0
What is it with moms these days? jeez.
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elliekinslurvsya 0
Every single day my sister, who is older than me by 3 1/2 years, tells me that she is skinnier and much more talented than I am. I think that she would deserve it if my mom told her they'd had to buy her fat kid diapers. She was kind of fat, once, so I don't feel too bad pointing it out whenever she says how much skinnier she is than I am. I think she says that because now I'm losing weight and getting prettier, and her self-esteem is going down. So why don't *you* get some self-esteem, so then you won't feel like you need to say you were cuter than her when she finally gets to say, "Hell yes! Guys like me now because I worked hard as hell to lose weight and look better!" Let her be happy. I'll definitely say YDI.
ilovetortillas 0
what i've learned from FML is that there are a lot of shitty rude parents out there
jonnystitt 0
YDI. Your sister put work into losing weight and was proud of it. Instead of being happy for her, or maybe trying to lose weight yourself, you try to put her down by saying ''at least I was a cuter baby'', then promptly get what you deserve.
nyuukou 0
Or, F her life because the sister was being really obnoxious about it by, say, rubbing it in the OP's face about how now all the boys like the sister now. It's not always about how someone is sharing because they're happy and proud of it. Sometimes they do it to be cruel. Of course, since the OP is fat, it must be their fault and they deserve it because they aren't happy to hear all about how their sister is getting tons of attention and is so much more beautiful now, and aren't motivated to go out and lose their own weight.
katierogers138 3
I don't think she meant it the way you are taking it...I don't think she mean cuter as in she was comparing herself to her sister I think she meant relatively cuter than she is now....plus her sister didn't say anything about working to lose weight.....so you either read wayyyyy to much into it or are just a complete and total moron.
xNephilim 19
This is a FAIL on your Mom's side. Not only for insulting you like that but also for letting it happen in the first place. To a certain age, it's one hundred percent the parents' fault when their kid is overweight.
benniful 0
exactly! and look at you now! :)
anonymousidc 5
lose some weight bitch
bubo_fml 11
You must've had titanic shitz!!
igary 5
What is it with mom's nowadays...you should ask your grandma what your mom wore
xRezSynn 15
Moms..... Gotta love 'em -.-
thatsme293 28
Unless Kanye West is your father, there's no such thing as "fat kid diapers"