Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her, "No, not really." Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
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Top comments
DirtyParkBench 0
They make fat kid diapers?
lich_fml 0
What is it with moms these days? jeez.
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z_simon_44 0
lol at #59 9 pounds... lol i could have eaten u as a baby. When I was born i was 11 and a half pounds, hospital didn't have diapers large enough for my fat ass. so suck it OP
mils_fml 0
pics. we need pics
lowcapacityx 0
Well as long as you have a better personality. Your sister describing herself as skinny and beautiful doesn't really make her come off attractive at all. Drug her food with the stuff at GMC that supposedly makes you bulk up. :D
giggity0giggity 0
has it occured to anyone here that fat babies come from mediocre parenting? actually, no, that's not always true. if ur naturally a fat baby, its genes. but sometimes its the parents fault and they feed the kid too much, and ¡voi la! fat baby. I was a fat baby... momma fed me a whole bagel for breakfast every day. now I'm 6'1", 290.... and damn proud.
ElNegroHombre 0
Ha! That's hilarious! Sucks for you though.
305alive 0
ur mother is prob 400 pound *****. ur sis prob has a penis
zombie_pie 0
ha!
abetterday 4
what does ftw mean?
lisamarie048 0
For the win.
abetterday 4
ohh got it lol thanks
lisamarie048 0
I don't see how this is an FML. Ever heard of "baby fat"?
giggity0giggity 0
@305alive: as a matter of fact, my mother died of breast cancer a year ago, and my sister now has leukemia. I hope your happy, asshole. ******* TROLL
cherry_blossom 0
calm yourself, sir. He was talking to the OP, not you.
madame_malfoy 4
this is getting deranged, i was the tallest baby out of them all at 22" andi was a skinny little thing, and i put on baby fat like crazy fast...i almost died of some kind pf poisoning at 3 months buti was perfectly fine because they said I was such a healthy baby, I think the only skinny babies I've ever seen were on third world starving child documentaries