Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her, "No, not really." Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "Look at this!" then contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "Stop making fun of your sister!" FML
Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML
Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML
Today, I tried to nicely talk to my daughter about her rapid weight gain. Having a family history of weight-related illness, I felt it was necessary. I offered to get thyroid tests, teach her to buy healthy food, and start routine exercise. She told everyone I called her a cow and had fat-shamed her. FML
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Top comments
iheart655 0
youhr sister is a bitchh!!! :[
RustyGuns 0
I spose you went straight to the fridge?
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Comments (42)
maskedman 9
they do it because they love you.
love2bu 0
they just want to see you get healthier... im sure they wouldnt have bad mouthed you..
PhillyFox 0
Or, more realistically, they just like to gossip. If they want her to be healthier they wouldn't be talking about it behind the OP's back.
mattf013 0
I don't get it does it mean that there calling you fat also?
Secret_Fire_King 0
OP, prepare for the intervention, you're about to get.. You'd get an intervention if you lost heaps of weight.. I don't know why there is such a difference between the two.. I guess diabetes and heart problems kill you slower than starvation..
li_vikki 0
it isn't that bad.
shekezim 0
:o
pplluvme 0
if they sed it to u face to face it wud b worse
mahamii_93 0
hahaha ur friend is funny
AVainAttempt 0
But It was her sister dummy
RustyGuns 0
I spose you went straight to the fridge?
heyheyt 0
hahah I agree with # 6 all the way
lilbyrd43 0
wake me up when the FML part comes in
RicardoOno 2
Your freaking huge back.
WorkThatButt 2
Tell her "Kiss my giggly ass beyotch"
Stahn 0
why is her ass laughing?
maltam123 0
win #21 :P