Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML
Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her, "No, not really." Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML
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Top comments
DirtyParkBench 0
They make fat kid diapers?
lich_fml 0
What is it with moms these days? jeez.
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Comments (120)
ryemaki 0
great mom. very.....very....honest. hopefully, she was joking. Then again, fat or not, most babies are supercute. btw, what does YDI mean?
dothehelenkeller 0
Your Dick Inflates.
fishsandwich 0
Yuppie Death Imminent
giggity0giggity 0
win...
DrMorbid 0
So? Yo you were fat as a baby. SO WHAT! That doesn't mean absolutely anything. Not FML, not YDI. Just pointless.
conan6 0
YDI for being fat.
Aerodynamite 0
Wow! Probably your mom is just stupid and never heard of Baby Fat
irishdubr 0
Hahahahahahahahahaha
intotheblue 0
Huh. Babies aren't skinny. And I've never heard of "fat kid diapers." Your mom was being a bitch, so FYL. On the other hand, -you- were being a bitch to your sister, so YDI. And then she was being arrogant. So ... yeah, looks like it's just a family of bitches. You all deserve the meanness you get from each other, because you're all dishing it out. None of you is innocent.
percypigs 0
don't worry, the skinniest one out of my friends was the fattest baby :)
lilallykat87 0
You made this story up. 90% of stories on this site are made up. If you didn't, then your sister is vain for talking about how beautiful she is.
Casualt1234 0
why is it that half of the fml stories from women have to do with them thinking that they're fat or other people telling them that they're fat? kinda gets old. btw you and your sister both sound conceited, OP, so YDI.