Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to the movies. She's pretty conservative and I decided after four dates to give her her first ever kiss. As I leaned in she violently sneezed and hit me in the nose with the hand she brought up to cover her face. I broke my nose and got blood down her cleavage. FML
Today, while on a first date, I leaned in to kiss her, but my lips somehow brushed against her nose instead. I panicked and ended up kissing her forehead like a grandma saying goodbye to a child. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
Today, I went straight from a kickboxing class to a first date. I coughed and a tooth that must have been knocked loose during free sparring fell into my hand, and I got blood on my shirt and the table. My date had a blood phobia and passed out, breaking her own front tooth on the table edge FML
Today, after my first dinner with my new girlfriend, I was using a toothpick when I fell, stabbing the roof of my mouth. She then laughed at me, as there was so much blood. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy walking out of a restaurant. When he saw me, he smiled and to be a bit flirty I bit my lip. Too bad it started to bleed like hell. FML
Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
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Vehicle 1
one time my nose randomly started bleeding when I was making out with someone and we just laughed about it. if she is worth your time she will understand.
RedPillSucks 33
you bloody idiot
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Comments (169)
ijrnelson 0
insert clichéd twillight/vampire joke here
omlmarie 0
girls love guys, shell get over it.
theAnimalsPain 10
aww u were just nervous..things cud havv gone a lot worse;)
Bieberbabe89 0
that's more of a fml for her: today my boyfriend tried to kiss me but he failed and insted he bled all over my face. FML
xenosphobos 0
YLS for blowing it hope u get another chance man
nobodyofnothing 0
are you Japanese? haha
Alann648 0
WTF?! number 1, I think that's the worst bleeding on sum1 god dam lol.
HE1D1 0
poor girl. some guy did that to me too, it was disgusting!
Feedthetroll 15
He can't help it.
Sheffie 0
Sounds like an anime.