Today, I was on an airplane back from California. I decided to check out my new $1500 MacBook that I bought the day before. My son decided to projectile vomit all over me, my new computer, and my bag. None of it got on him. FML
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Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, my one-year-old son threw up on the man sitting next to us on a plane. I felt bad and apologized profusely. When I tried to give him money for dry cleaning, he slapped me. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
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katius_fml 2
Did he have a virus? ba-dum-ching!
surger1 0
Don't worry about it too much. I projectile vomit as well when I see MacBooks.
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Comments (143)
kwfruit 0
It's okay. Youre still going to loooove him. ((:
lickmychode 3
YDI for having a Macbook
veggiebre93 0
errr...well. i say FYL bc thats terrible. yu paid all that money for a laptop, just so it can become a barf bag. no matter if its a mac or a pc. but i say YDI just bc yu probably used yuhr pukey computer to write that sob story, so yu shouldnt have spent the time to post it. i shouldnt have even commented it.
Whatthehell101 0
Well lets see. Your "SON!" just barfed. so fhl and stop being a winey little bitch and locate your balls!!!
theinsomniac 0
I see that I'm not the first to say this, but I want to say it because it came to mind right away... YDI FOR BUYING A MAC! :)
Whatthehell101 0
And seriously whould it make you feel better if you both were covered in vomit!?! get a ******* parenting book. And its your fault. scince he 'decided' to barf on you a guess he does that often? GET THE **** OVER IT YOUR SON WAS SICK! and now you know to show him the barf bags next time. im guessing that science you typed all this shit your presicous computer is fine. I feel bad for your son that he has to deal with your ass!
Ethan223 8
as long as you have a warranty your fine
Sub3r 0
YDI for owning a Mac... WTF were you thinking.
rxxk 0
He was thinking with his head.
redpoetaytoe 0
YDI for buying a Mac.
Intoxicunt 6
Yes, because the fact that someone has $1500 definitely means that they have $3000. Nice logic.