Today, I was on an airplane back from California. I decided to check out my new $1500 MacBook that I bought the day before. My son decided to projectile vomit all over me, my new computer, and my bag. None of it got on him. FML
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Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, my one-year-old son threw up on the man sitting next to us on a plane. I felt bad and apologized profusely. When I tried to give him money for dry cleaning, he slapped me. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML
Today, without any warning, I projectile vomited all over my laptop. I think I broke my computer. FML
Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
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katius_fml 2
Did he have a virus? ba-dum-ching!
surger1 0
Don't worry about it too much. I projectile vomit as well when I see MacBooks.
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yanni222 0
YDI for having a bag, and other stuff.
paperfox_fml 0
No one 'decides' to projectile vomit. Well, unless they have an eating disorder, but I think we can rule that out here. YDI for being a shit dad.
Gunpar 0
There's a sick bag right in front of him, on every flight. If for some wild reason there isn't one there, he can at least ATTEMPT to go to the bathroom. If he got sick from the motion of the plane, the feeling should have built up gradually. If he had some sort of virus, then he would have felt like crap long before then. The last he could do was not face in the direction of something expensive like a MacBook.
Gunpar 0
*least
Sprinter136 2
And if it was a virus, dont even bring the kid out you selfish *******. Thats how their vermin gets spread around
Rota 0
YDI for buying a mac. That simple fact proves that you're ******* retarded on every level.
shostakovich 0
You know... I'm not going to defend either side of the pond (let's say that I belong to both — long story)... but does it really matter whether or not the OP got a Mac or not? What if the OP, say, purchased a Sager (company producing laptops of similar value) instead? Then again, I suppose Mac-lovers would jump over the OP for purchasing a PC. Oy, there is no fairness to the world, is there?
goodlookinat15 0
you guys are all so mean just because she has a mac doesnt mean she deserved it if you got vomited all over and people were saying you deserved it how would you feel? you dont just choose to get vomited on
FarSide 23
GFY you little Mac sissy. You make me want to go puke inside a Mac store...
The_Jinter 0
Well, it would sort of depend on if I deserved it, wouldn't it? For example, anyone who buys a Mac does indeed deserve to be puked upon. Maybe now he(or she) will have learned his(or her) lesson and never buy one of those overpriced pieces of shit again.
Yatta_fml 0
Honestly? "None of it got on him."? What a jerk you are, he didn't mean to vomit and I bet feels horrible, what the hell does it matter if any for ok him, are you that vendictive?
Yatta_fml 0
Yup, and I meant "what does it matter if any of it got on him" - I'm typing from my iPhone. :/
M13LO 0
me to! iPhone ftw
Oxym0r0n 5
YDI for buying a Mac.
DG2929 0
i dont think he just decided to throw up everywhere YDI
jasax1 0
I dont get the whole mac/windows war. It is completely mind blowing that people care so much about what other people think about a stupid computer.
bbobe900000 0
#45 I AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But to the OP, I don't think he "decided" to projectile vomit...