Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
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tunacansam 0
you didn't deserve it, you wanted it 5 minutes?
hk_fml 9
Ewww. What a freak. You should slapped him and pushed him into the metal bars.
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Comments (194)
Stephai 0
5 mins though? seriously?
starflake 3
And you sat there for 5 minutes and LET him rub his penis against you before saying anything?? YDI.
Creamysweeps 5
I think they were standing
rabbit_fml 0
Slap him and report him to the police you idiot
PumpkinTarte 0
Most people would call it sexual abuse, but it's love, isn't it? *refers to category*
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Yeah, the category choice weirded the heck out of me too! XD There might be a reason why the OP let him do it for 5 minutes AND picked "love" instead of "sex" for the category. *LOL* j/k
ladybird_fml 0
My teenaged son told me he 's a lucky man ^^
Ramezb 0
Score!
cljc 1
5 minutes? why did you let him do it for 5 MINUTES? YDI. but FYL, cos that's still horrible.
nirvan5a 1
u r hot!!!! or cute
AdmanRulz 0
Should of kicked his ass.
shnibz101 0
Omfg IDE call the police and was his penis out or in his pant because if it was out you could sue him