Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
Thanks for telling me
Today, I was riding the train home, and I sat in the row in front of a homeless woman. I noticed an old man staring at me. I got off the train after a long 6 stops, and the old man who had been staring at me walks up to me and say,s "The lady behind you was flicking lice onto you the whole time." FML
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
Crotch rot
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I took the subway. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said, "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off. He was blind. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML
Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
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tunacansam 0
you didn't deserve it, you wanted it 5 minutes?
hk_fml 9
Ewww. What a freak. You should slapped him and pushed him into the metal bars.
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Comments (194)
Naheelawhatwhat 0
This is fake!!!! Very similar to the one before when the girl fell on his lap!! Stop stealing other peoples FML you guys!!! Do you job FML people! Holy shit!
jahwn 12
Either you are exaggerating to no end or are stupid, run away, punch him.
theflamezbegin 0
Amen, #1
stringoffail 0
5 seconds is sexual assault. 5 minutes? Shit. You're just on vacation.
irrelevantxx 0
Ewwwwwwa
harveywallbanger 0
Get up and move, tell the conductor, whatever, but DO SOMETHING. What the hell is the matter with you?
Eiger 0
Pics or it didn't happen. : P
skullfuckery 0
I wonder if all these dick-rubbing FMLs are the same guy.
skullfuckery 0
In case it wasn't obvious, that was sarcastic.
Naheelawhatwhat 0
Why o why o why o why o why o why o why is this a repeat FML and not deleted?!?! PLEASE DELETE PLEASE DELETE......very similar to the one wear the same thing happened and the girl fell on his lap!!! Why can't no one see she stole this FML from somone else and made it her own?!?!?!
Grawlix 0
Why would you wink at him?