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Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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tunacansam 0

you didn't deserve it, you wanted it 5 minutes?

Ewww. What a freak. You should slapped him and pushed him into the metal bars.

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This is fake!!!! Very similar to the one before when the girl fell on his lap!! Stop stealing other peoples FML you guys!!! Do you job FML people! Holy shit!

Either you are exaggerating to no end or are stupid, run away, punch him.

theflamezbegin 0

Amen, #1

stringoffail 0

5 seconds is sexual assault. 5 minutes? Shit. You're just on vacation.

irrelevantxx 0

Ewwwwwwa

Get up and move, tell the conductor, whatever, but DO SOMETHING. What the hell is the matter with you?

Pics or it didn't happen. : P

I wonder if all these dick-rubbing FMLs are the same guy.

In case it wasn't obvious, that was sarcastic.

Why o why o why o why o why o why o why is this a repeat FML and not deleted?!?! PLEASE DELETE PLEASE DELETE......very similar to the one wear the same thing happened and the girl fell on his lap!!! Why can't no one see she stole this FML from somone else and made it her own?!?!?!

Why would you wink at him?