Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Today, I offered an elderly man my seat on the train. He thanked me by winking and offering me a seat on his lap. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Groped
United States
Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML
Anonymous
United States
You tried
Today, I offered my seat to an elderly lady on the subway. She quietly refused. Minutes later on a sharp turn, she almost fell down on two people. As I was clearly the youngest in the disability seating section, everyone on the train turned and glared at me. FML
bridezilla
Canada
Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
Today, I got on a train and spotted a free seat. I rushed over, sat down and sighed with relief, only to realize people were looking at me. That’s when I saw the “Reserved for the elderly or disabled” sign…and the man with a cane standing in front of me. I immediately offered him the seat, but he just shook his head and said, “You’re gonna need it after this shaming.” FML
LLCK
Owatonna, United States
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
pam
France
Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML
Anonymous
Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML
M.L.
United States
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
a hex upon your anus, sir
United Kingdom
Asshat
Today, I got on the subway with a broken leg. A kind woman stood up and offered me her seat. Before I could sit down, a guy shoved past me and took it for himself. The woman and I pointed out my cast and crutches, and asked him to give up the seat. He responded by flipping us off. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Australia
Sucks to suck
Today, I was on the bus, when an elderly woman stepped in. She looked too weak to stand. She looked at me with sad puppy eyes, expecting me to give up my seat for her. I felt sorry and got up. As soon as she sat down, she said, "Ha! Sucker!" FML
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MrBoredGuy 1
Creepers gonna creep
DocBastard 40
That was very sweet of you. It's good to know some people still respect their elders. Now if only there were a way to tell which elders actually DESERVE that respect...
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Comments (105)
MrBoredGuy 1
Creepers gonna creep
Cad6 24
OP, you should've pointed to your handbag, and then smacked him with it. Creepers deserve to get smacked.
stopsignman 0
fine then, if you wanna stand go ahead, I'll take that seat
blackheart24 10
Old people rock cuz they don't give a shit. They totally troll on purpose.
Marcella1016 32
Anyone else wondering if OP is male or female?
The_Creeper_fml 8
MBG, I feel like I should take offense. And I definitely take offense to Cad.
Haiana04 3
I think you should kindly let him know you have mace, Then pat him twice on his knee with a smile. =:)
ch3s 4
Thatsssss a nice lap you got there... It would be a sssshame if sssomething were to happen to it...
blushy 14
dirty old men
hiyourcute 0
What a classy fellow
chrisbarbie 5
Those are my favorite kind of old men... Creepers.
skullofdarkness 18
Hey, if you're gonna creep, do it with style- better than standing up behind her and rubbing on her... Still creepy though.
linkinpark98 24
This is where you walk away.... Walk slowly away.
KiddNYC1O 22
Slowly would add to the creepiness.
g_ayvel 11
Old people need loving too...
Roley4498 14
You slept with any old people lately ? thought not lol only jokin :)
g_ayvel 11
I was kinda joking lol he sounds really creepy for doing that
Roley4498 14
Aww I know , never for a second did i believe that you would lol
MargieDrury 1
"Wanna cookie?" says the old man.
Krirn 21
You know that translates to "Want to cookie?", right?
MargieDrury 1
Cool story, bro.
Amarve 4
6 ~ You sound like one of those annoying people who say "Cool story, bro." every time they're wrong.
sensoon15 7
Take the offer! You don't want to be standing, do you?
C94_ 0
I agree. He could've been Santa. And since OP didn't sit he might be getting coal this year
_MidnightLuna_ 17
Hot.
Cad6 24
. <---Dot.
missyj0 12
Pot! :D
onlychildFTW 34
Combo breaker!!! Mauahahahaha
THE_A_TEEN 28
^Rot in Hell.
False_Stupidity 42
Cold
Cad6 24
Gold...digger.
derkster 6
8- wild pic I like lele
zachherbert 10
Bold...Trigger
ALpein 0
Old... N-
DocBastard 40
That was very sweet of you. It's good to know some people still respect their elders. Now if only there were a way to tell which elders actually DESERVE that respect...
starwind3438 9
Yea, that's not creepy at all.
mzkay7 1
Awe what a nice old man xD lol