Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
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Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
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Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
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Welshite 40
That's incredibly rude of you. You "guess"?! I'd would say that you were. Be a little more polite next time and stash your phone away; the newest twitter updates can wait.
GoingCommando93 14
You really like him, huh? You really showed it. YDI
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Comments (333)
andreaor 7
I'm sure he did that since you were rude to him
CrazyMelvin 14
You're lucky he texted you. I would have walked out and stuck you with the entire bill.
Tinad01 12
Sorry but, you diserve that completely. You shouldn't be on your phone at all if you are in a date. Its rude.
creepyclowntown 10
I bet he even tried hints saying "oh.someone text again?" or "who you talking to?" to advise lay off the phone.You Also should have told people you are busy.Try to be considerate, lesson learned I hope.
tj4234 36
If you like him so much, you wouldn't have been on your phone all night. Y.D.I
Major_Mess 8
I have a rule when I go out to eat with people: First one to check there phone, for any reason, pays the bill... I would have made you pay for the total
Villy23 12
Being on your phone AT ALL, with the exception of VERY important phone calls, is too much on a date. Seriously.
NessaMae 19
That is so rude. I "guess" you won't be getting a phone call for a second date.
alfred07 18
Why were you on your phone during a date?
happyfingers 15
If you really liked him you shouldn't have been constantly checking your phone. Unless it's important, like EMERGENCY important, you should be able to ignore your phone until the date is over. YDI. 100%.