Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
That's incredibly rude of you. You "guess"?! I'd would say that you were. Be a little more polite next time and stash your phone away; the newest twitter updates can wait.
GoingCommando93 14
You really like him, huh? You really showed it. YDI
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Comments (333)
bazookajoey 27
That was insanely rude of you. I'd be surprised if he gave you another chance
cappellaaa 23
wow you're an ass...
katie_xoxo3 16
He should've made you pay the full bill, YDI
vffjvsegb 11
Well he's a keeper
boshbish 14
Nomophobia much? Whatever happened to conversation on a date? Incredibly rude.
Llama_Face89 34
I've walked out on a couple women for this same thing...
vacompton 3
Your complaining because you were on your f....... Phone while you were on this date. Ever heard of social etiquette. Why would you choose to ignore the person who is sitting in front of you. You should have paid the entire bill cause I would have walked out on your ass
captainmpg 9
Totally deserved it. You clearly like your phone more than him.
MiMiLove96 10
Seems like you didn't like him enough to put your phone away. You were being rude even if you didn't mean to be. Next time put your phone away and then you'll have the right to complain.
thewoodrow 7
How can you like the guy if you have your face buried in your phone? YDI for sure.