Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
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Welshite 40
That's incredibly rude of you. You "guess"?! I'd would say that you were. Be a little more polite next time and stash your phone away; the newest twitter updates can wait.
GoingCommando93 14
You really like him, huh? You really showed it. YDI
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Comments (333)
HarrisonVR 17
SO YDI
KaylaTackett 18
That was really rude of you. If you really liked him, you would have put your phone away to pay attention to him.
ami200485 14
You dummy you don't play on your phone while on a date you must not like him that not much like you say if your on phone during it
sweetbliss3 37
I'm guessing you don't like him as much as you say since you were on the phone the whole time.
arctic_viper 4
next time dont go on your phone!
davincidasecond 24
It really gets under my skin when people are glued to their phones. If you supposedly like this guy that much then you can spend a few hours away from the damn thing.
zoegirl_455 30
It bothers me when my friends spend the first 20 minutes of dinner on vine the next 10 on twitter and the last 15 on Instagram. So I can only imagine the anger your date would feel at being ignored on a date for a bunch of pixels. I hope you realize how much you deserve this.
dunicha 20
I cannot even begin to tell you how much you deserved it. I'd be on the guy's side even if he'd walked out and left you with the whole check.
djsammyc 19
you dont text on dates its just not right
tonjean1 5
Wow, your a major bleep!!! Seriously, if you didn't want to go out with him you should of said so. If I were that guy I would've just walked out. No one deserves to be completely ignored. You should just take your phone on dates. Marry your phone.. Gosh, your just so ignorant!