Today, my mom got mad at me because I wouldn't write to Ellen Degeneres about her. She now won't talk to me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, my mother refused to talk to me because I wouldn't let her use my deodorant stick. FML
Today, my mom got angry that I wasn't responding to her texts. I couldn't because I was in the dentist's chair. She'd dropped me off, and after returning from errands, sent the text from the waiting room. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, after a very harsh argument from my mother about her not seeing her grandchild enough, I decided to vent out my rage in a text to my friend. It wasn't until after I sent the message, that yes, I sent that message to my mom FML
Today, my fiancé told my mom that she screwed me up. I now have to write an apologetic e-mail to her for something that I agree with, in order for her to stop calling me crying. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
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Top comments
praesidiem 16
"Dear, Ellen. My mother is so obsessed with you, that she is ignoring her offspring, simply because I won't send you a letter. So here is my letter, please allow me on your show without my mom. Ps I think you're great. Love, OP"
amadeclton 27
What the hellen? Your mom's not being very degenerous.
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Comments (49)
venomousflower 24
Write to her! It's Ellen! xD
kylieh72 25
Specifically write to tell her about your mom getting mad for you not writing her.
IWishIWasObama 12
That's the exact reason I wouldn't write to her. That woman is so annoying and overrated.
Zebediabolical 45
I'll put up with an annoying woman for two hours for a free trip
marcranger 29
Ellen could probably use the laugh.
SweetasCandy0609 28
what did she want you to write about? why didn't she just write her herself?
jcfrisco 13
gooby pls
amadeclton 27
What the hellen? Your mom's not being very degenerous.
KitchKraft 21
You've probably waited your whole life to tell that joke, huh?
CFB_FRS 27
Sometimes the puns in the comments are better than the FML itself.?
1dvs_bstd 41
#33 lets read yours.
xxlittlemsanime 24
That's stupid. Tell your mother to grow up.
praesidiem 16
"Dear, Ellen. My mother is so obsessed with you, that she is ignoring her offspring, simply because I won't send you a letter. So here is my letter, please allow me on your show without my mom. Ps I think you're great. Love, OP"
quickit 24
I have a feeling Ellen will see this.
coffeelicious 11
You'd be in for some yellen if you don't write in ASAP. Sorry was that too much? >.
clevergirl98 20
Why does your mom want you to write to Ellen? If she is having problems of some sort couldn't you get a therapist or something for her?