stillshakinggd
United States
Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
No money, mo' problems
United States
Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
pooraf
Urbana, United States
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Hand it over
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Help
United States
This is war!
Today, it's been a few weeks since I deterred a would-be mugger with judicious use of a stun gun. Now he and his criminal friends are stalking me and swearing revenge. I can't afford to move and the cops are useless. FML
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KhaeKhae1 3
Senior citizens...sometimes dangerous,remember to think twice when an old lady asks you to help her cross the street.
nchov523 11
Awh, 7, you ruined our chances to make up funny acronyms :(
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sweetxxsongbird 11
Maybe she desperately needs it for a hip replacement. Either way, **** your life OP!
nachosbabygurl 9
if you would have pushed him or her he or she would have broken something and you could have walked away
drller331 4
Suck it up fool, you got mugged you didn't go to war and see atrocities or deal with suicide bombers and terrorists. This whiney crap is what's wrong with our society