stillshakinggd
United States
Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tanner
United States
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
No money, mo' problems
United States
Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML
Username
United States
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
irony, huh?
Alexa, play "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
pooraf
Urbana, United States
Today, I got mugged. I almost felt sorry for him: he got a $15 cell phone, a frozen debit card, a credit card with only $50 of credit left on it, and no cash. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Hand it over
Today, my girlfriend totally emasculated me and made me a laughing stock when we got mugged and, instead of just handing over her purse like the guy said, she took out a stun gun and used it on him while I freaked out and cried. Now all my friends are laughing at me. FML
chili
No one is safe
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Starving Ultimatum
United States
Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML
Help
United States
This is war!
Today, it's been a few weeks since I deterred a would-be mugger with judicious use of a stun gun. Now he and his criminal friends are stalking me and swearing revenge. I can't afford to move and the cops are useless. FML
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KhaeKhae1 3
Senior citizens...sometimes dangerous,remember to think twice when an old lady asks you to help her cross the street.
nchov523 11
Awh, 7, you ruined our chances to make up funny acronyms :(
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Comments (124)
Picklejar399 2
Senior discount just wasn't enough!
clynnc19 9
Lol sorry but I laughed thinking about this. Old Lady: *Points gun at OP* "Give me your money punk!" OP: "But all I have is..." Old Lady: "NOW!!" OP: *Throws $20*
gracehi 33
I guess taking your tax money for his social security wasn't enough for that greedy bastard.
gracehi 33
*her social security. Oops.
DocBastard 40
Times are that tough that the elderly have to resort to armed robbery? Whatever happened to making money the old-fashioned way - prostitution or selling a kidney?
gracehi 33
Yeah! How about some good ol' fashioned honest work, Granny?
j_cat187 20
Kind of difficult to be a prostitute if your ****** is rusted shut.
buckdharma 38
I bet she bought some Old Grand Dad.
MrDarkangel0094 5
How the **** you get robbed by a old ass nigga
lyflycat9297 4
Sounds like she could be good in...Granny Theft Auto! *shot*
Gabyzabyz18 8
That was a close call she could have invited you over for cookies! Don't worry I personally find old people creepy and crazy
wsdarrah 14
All these jokes and everything, the casualness about PTSD... I have actually been diagnosed with a minor form of PTSD, and people, it sure as hell is not something to joke about.
accidentalsheep 24
I have moderate-severe PTSD and I still joke about it ￣_(ツ)_/￣ anything can be funny if it's joked about appropriately
perdix 31
The gun changes everything, doesn't it?